Cryptoflorida News

Monday, November 29, 2010

Don't Lie About Me...Be My Friend .........What a load!!! FASANO Tries Another HOAX!

Well Mr. Fasano, I would like to challenge your spout on your latest YouBoob video. For starters....you don't have a clue as to who I am. I have NEVER hid behind anything. I have never had the pleasure of meeting Scott Hamilton....whoever he is. There are those that are closer to you that know my real name and a lot about my person life......SURPRISED??????

Now let's get on to some of your most recent work and let me explain why it is that many think you are a mental midget.

#1. Your preview youBoob video where you state and I quote...."We have the an area secured. The group that I am working with....you have to get permission from The State of Florida to even gain entry into this land.........My question is.......what happened to the group you working with? To gain entry all you need is a free camping permit. It's not that top secret. You stated you there would be no other people that would be in the area....well what about the others you were camped by that had the dog? AND....you said you were going to be posting on two different sites but the skunkapeflorida site has nothing......OH WELL.....not calling you a liar or nothing.

#2. Now....that said.....Let's start with the first photograph you uploaded about your "LIVE" broadcast Sasquatch / Skunk Ape outing. It showed your supplies for your outing. A 12 pack of Bud, 2 gallons of water and some grocery store bought firewood. I was hoping some wildlife officer was following you and looked you up at your camp site and busted you for bringing alcohol. Don't you know that there are people selling firewood for miles surrounding the area you were in for half the price that the grocery store sells it for? Right on the corner of SR50 and 98 there was a young couple selling wood dirt cheap and they looked like they could use the money.

#3. Nice fire....surprised you didn't get burnt. Expensive wood.

Next at 6:11 pm........no one there yet. You claimed that you had a turkey in an AC/DC crock pot.......never had crock pot turkey before but then again....you evidently haven't either. You claimed in a virusal video that you had NOTHING to eat on Thanksgiving.....but you had a turkey in your crock pot.........but in the ending video.....you are bloating on a ham sandwich.....which was it???? As you stated in your post..."Stay toned"......DOH......proof reading or less Budweiser needed here. Must be the bud.

#4. Next is the "Deep at night" post......and I quote again, "Its breaking loose back in hete." Good punctuation......once again....too many Buds. Eye shine.....this can be one of at least dozen animals in Florida whose eyes shine at night when hit by direct light. Namely....a cat, raccoon, dog, etc.

Lastly is the"I GIVE UP" post where you headlined.....I Went Home Saturday!


Okay on to the hoax bit. As I stated before.....You have no clue. People are not talking about you behind your back....they do it too your face until like a grade schooler you block them from doing so.
Then and I quote you again...." I not only know that he is an accountant in St. Petersburg."......WRONG

and...."I know where he works."..........WRONG again Tim.....I retired 2 years ago.

and...."I know his phone number."........It's an unlisted number.

Did you also know that a proxy can be used by someone in Chicago Illinois and it will show up on your site from St. Pete. Did you know that anyone using Roadrunner or Verizon will show up as a community location. But your right....I do live in St. Pete, but I guarantee you don't know my address. So obviously.......the only thing you know about me is that I live in St. Pete....cause I told you so. Now....who is above the person that you talk to?.....More Bud or PBR talk is all. By the way...that's Pabst Blue Ribbon, and it is not known if it ever actually won a blue ribbon. The company has historically claimed its flagship beer was renamed Pabst Blue Ribbon following its win as "America’s Best" at the World's Columbian Exposition in Chicago in 1893.
Whether the brand actually won an award in 1893 is unclear. Some contemporaneous accounts indicate that many vendors were frustrated by the fair's refusal to award such prizes. One account says that the only prizes awarded by the executive committee were bronze medals, in recognition of "some independent and essential excellence in the article displayed," rather "than merely to indicate the relative merits of competing exhibits.

I even contacted before about going out on an outing....you never even answered me back.

You even admitted....quote..."A real expedition team would have found something out there tonight"........I rest my case. And no they wouldn't have found a thing. I could go into why they wouldn't....but it would be over your head.

Then in closing...you threaten people and I quote again...."You'll get yours' This has happened to me my entire life."....That should tell you something right there dude. You have obviously been a boasting, self centered asshole your whole life. IMO.

In short....the entire "LIVE" web posting of an outing that was taking place on the busiest hunting weekend in North America where the woods and camp grounds were full of people....with dogs....all we got was a picture of a shopping basket, a picture of a camp fire. And videos that contained nothing but your face and full of your drunk ass rantings. And you wonder why no one showed up. Why did you call it quits on Saturday. I will post your last post:

I Went Home Saturday

I called the trip off. Nobody showed up or contacted me. I found it difficult to manage everything from setting up camp, getting equipment ready, keeping my laptop out of the rain, getting firewood, spot light dying out, getting bit by fire ants, something stalking my tent at night and pushing on the back. I got no sleep and I need to go home. I do have a friend who will go with me next time. He has a canoe. I will post vids on my Youtube channel.

When you drink to much Bud.....all kinds of things can happen.


So once again we are treated to another batch of videos that:

A: show nothing but Fasano's face

B: Show more trees and such

C: Contain more ranting from a beer guzzling cab driver.

Friday, November 26, 2010

HOAXER------EXPLAINED

Just what is a hoaxer? Wikipedia's definition is as follows:


A hoax is a deliberately fabricated falsehood made to masquerade as truth.[1] It is distinguishable from errors in observation or judgment,[1] or rumors and urban legends that are passed along in good faith by believers or as jokes.[2]


1.- MacDougall, Curtis D. (1958. Hoaxes. Dover. p. 6. ISBN 0486204650.


2.- Brunvand, Jan H. (2001). Encyclopedia of Urban Legends. W. W. Norton & Company. p. 194. ISBN 157607076X.


There are those in our circle of constituents that fall into this category. I don't have to dwindle but it not only pertains to individuals, but can also include group or organizations as well. People that make claims, either by written word, or video type media, without proper evidence or scientific proof to back up their claims.


They may, or may not, act in a responsible manner when they are "called out" to provide proof of their claims. The first act of self defense for these characters is to lay blame on others for their actions. A good case of this was the Bigfoot in the freezer episode that came out of Georgia a couple years ago. A lot of statements were made and claims brought forth, but in the end, when the truth came out and a cover up was impossible, scapegoats were invented and finger pointing started that almost made the entire cryptozoology community coward in corners and keep the lowest profile possible. Save a few that either seen through it from the beginning, or that knew the parties involved and never paid much attention to it except only to get a good laugh out of it.


Next come the Blobsquatchers. Let me begin that photographic or video evidence, outside of print casting or physical sampling, is all we have until a more definite piece of physical evidence is brought forth by any of the many researchers in the field today. Blobsquatching seems to have become a way of internet life for some. On the only hand, there are other that have nothing better to do other than make video's of their cousin Billyneck running around in a monkey suit so they can rush in and post them to You Tube or other media outlets. I just wish that these media centers would make them post to a separate category or section of their site specialized for such stupidity and keep the "real" research video and the unexplainable videos together.


Then there are the "researchers" that post video after video with titles such as BIGFOOT IN FLORIDA, to get viewers tuned in, expecting to see some trace evidence, only to get greeted by the face of a huffing and puffing, out of shape individual filming boats, trees and bushes. Over and over again. Some even go as far as to make point of reference to shadows, tree stumps, and common animal or mechanical sounds, and try to pass them off as....."WHAT WAS THAT?" These definitely fall into the second line of the Wikipedia definition:


It is distinguishable from errors in observation or judgment,[1] or rumors and urban legends that are passed along in good faith by believers


Now don't get me wrong. I have respect for ANYONE that gets out in the trenches and does legitimate work. After all, until someone come up with INDISPUTABLE evidence, every one of us are NOTHING but AMATEURS!


YES....I said it.....AMATEURS!!!!


There are those that have made names for themselves by appearing on the small and the big screen as professionals giving commentary and explanations of Cryptids and their backgrounds. But if you stop and think really hard.......what have they done to have anything other than an "Honorary" title as a professional. For the most part, it is hard work in the field, countless hours of collecting information and trace evidence.


Finally, in closing, until certain individuals and some research groups realize that their is no right or wrong way to conduct research. There is only a proper way to present it and a proper way to maintain integrety while researching for any Cryptid event. As long as research is misleading and the people involved continue to act in childish and a broken record manner and not take the advise of those only trying to help them, it will only make it harder for us, "real" researchers. When people trespass, try and pass off noises as something they are not, or just film that BLOBSQUATCH and make false claims, in the end, they will only be remembered for what they are.....closet HOAXERS!