Cryptoflorida News

Monday, July 26, 2010

BONE HEAD IN BONE VALLEY....Mental Midget Moment

Big Fat TAMPA TIM FATSANO.....has been making more senseless videos. Over at our home site cryptoflorida.webs.com, we are going to start an entire section devoted to this azzhat. After watching this if you a few minutes for a good laugh, you will know why people bust his chops. He has never produce anything but his ugly face on the camera. He has created false accounts just to gain access to info on our board to get information. Here is the video:


Now look at his other crap videos on YouBoob and one of his many other sites he posts on and tell me.....how do you feel about this mental midget?  This is why he will never gain nothing but HOAXER status when you bury a shark tooth in some gravel then video yourself...."discovering" it.

Blue Dog thoughts for the narrow minded

      It would seem as though Lon Strickler over at Phantoms and Monsters, has joined the ranks of the narrow minded in the "Blue Dog" line of thinking. A recent post that can be read here even uses the "Blue Dog" name to gain attention. It would seem that his blog, which he will sell to you if you have a kindle for $1.99 a month is just another way of making money off blog readers. I guess the fake autograph industry just don't pay the bills.


     Just like the members who started this whole Blue Dog mess, the CFZ, I guess if you don't know what you are talking about and spend your life arm chair researching you can post what ever you want and call it what ever you want. Then at the end of the senseless post, he even adds that he hopes no one kills this creature. Well Lon...I guess that when the mercury drops below freezing and natural easy to find food sources dry up and this animal is freezing to death and or starving, or digging a hole under your house to stay warm and raiding your farm animals for food to stay alive....that is ok in your book. Maybe when it attacks and kills your family pet cat or small dog for food....that is ok. Maybe, if by some miracle, it happens to breed and creates more hairless vermin....that's OK to you as well!!!


     Not one of these creatures have EVER been classified as anything other than crossbreeds or simple everyday animals with severe cases of the mange. DNA testing does NOT lie Lon....Jon.....and anyone else that thinks these animals are the fabled Chupacabra. Besides these animals destroying farmers livestock, there are no comparisons to be made to the Chupacabra. The media spews these stories out and if you take time to notice.....only when there is a lack of news stories to fill their time slot.


    I will only respond to these idiots when they choose to try and drive blog readers to their web sites using these story lines of the untrue. I may even start a MORON section to post them in.


TG

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Cryptoflorida's Own Rob Robinson Swapping His Wife!!!!

From Cryptomundo:

Next Friday, on July 30th, ABC-TV’s “Wife Swap” will have its initial broadcast of a family that has been identified as being involved in searching for Bigfoot. The program is set for broadcast. Now, what will it show? 

Here are Rob and Tracy Robinson and their son:
 The Robinsons are being promoted as a “Bigfoot family,” but, technically, they are not especially interested in Bigfoot. The Robinsons, who live in Florida, are actually “Swamp Ape Seekers” or “Skunk Ape Hunters.”

Exclusively to Cryptomundo, Rob Robinson has said, “I believe I gave monster hunting a good representation on the show….For the record, I own all your books and am a really big fan of yours and Cryptomundo. I purchased one of your museum T-shirts, but they wouldn’t let my wife wear it on the show.”
The Robinsons are under a strict contract with ABC, and are not allowed to give interviews before the program airs. Furthermore, this includes web replies and online comments to blogs and forums. Therefore, Rob will not be able to respond to any negative comments or questions written by any readers here, below, not because he doesn’t want to, but because he cannot, by contract.
Robinson had to ask for permission from ABC to have the above photographs published. He did and has obtained clearance to have them shared here, exclusively, via Cryptomundo.

    Robert Robinson and his wife Tracy were recommended to the ABC producers by Scott Marlowe, who will earn a $1000 finder’s fee, and who has said he has designated his self-created Pangea Institute to receive the check. 
Marlowe, of course, is the individual behind the June 14, 2008’s ill-advised letter to the wrong county’s prosecutor to look into homicide charges for the alleged involvement in the October 20, 1967 (or near that date) alleged murder of one or more Bigfoot at Bluff Creek, California. Or as Marlowe stated in his original missive to the Humboldt County prosecutor, as shown by the “photographic evidence that the person [afflicted with congenital generalized Hypertrichosis (sic)], or possibly persons, so afflicted were shot and killed by others in the Patterson/Gimlin party who remain unnamed by Mr. Gimlin who survives Robert Patterson.”
No murders of any Bigfoot have ever been proven or the coverup of any alleged actions by Gimlin, Green, or Titmus.
Marlowe continued in his email with this: “Having been associated with the analysis work of two of the photographic experts examining the film, Mr. Marlon Davis and Mr. John Johnsen, I am compelled to contact you to avoid any hint of complicity in failing to inform the authorities of these potentially criminal acts.”
John Green wrote on June 14, 2008: “What idiocy. Anyway, it’s Del Norte County.”
Also, during the final season of MonsterQuest, Scott Marlowe says on his site that he ”was asked by Whitewolf Entertainment, the producers for ‘Monster Quest’ on The History Channel, to assist with the production of two new episodes,” specifically the “Killer Bees” and ”Piranha.”  Marlowe appears in a “Piranha” reenactment as former president, Theodore Roosevelt (seen below).
 Marlowe also is known to have Rob and Tracy appear on his Skunk Ape outings in Florida. He has them dress up and run around at night trying to drum up interest in his research. Here they are in "uniform". If you ask me....it's stupid because you don't know what kind of idiot or Fatsano will be out in the woods with a gun waiting to pull a trigger and kill a Skunk Ape.



We wish you guys luck on your tv show Rob and Tracy. Just be careful though....you don't have to be a Skunk Ape....to be a monster!!!

Thursday, July 22, 2010

The Wizarding World of OVERPICED and OVERHYPED Harry Potter


After a run of movies that started out as cute and charming to a real armpit called the Half Blood Prince.....Harry Potter has captured the imagination of the young and old for years. Now there is a new theme park in Orlando Called The Wizarding World of Harry Potter that is a TOTAL BUST....in our book.

Well the hype and newness hasn't worn off yet, but if you are wondering what The Wizarding World of Harry Potter located at Islands of Adventure in Orlando, Florida is all about........don't expect much.

If you are making plans to visit the attraction, my advice to you is.......wait six months. As season pass holders, my wife and I have been watching the attraction be built for over a year. The commercials on the television and the ads run on the Internet are misleading to say the least. We even waited a month to see it and were EXTEREMELY disappointed.

After waiting in a line, for over an hour, outside the newest addition to the Orlando tourist trap, we finally were admitted to the 20 acre complex which was built within the Islands of Adventure Park. We were greeted by approximately 3000, elbow to elbow people from all over the world on a 97 degree day. The smell was horendous to say the least. Every exhibit was surrounded by lines containing no less than 250 heads, strollers, wheel chairs, and yes....sweating smelling bodies. Even the simplest of exhibits, a candy store Honeydukes, had a line of no less than 150 people and require a wait of 45 minutes in the hot sun, to get inside where the prices were so extreme, I had to laugh at the masses spending money there. For an example.....the chocolate frog that escaped Harry on the train ride to Hogwarts can be had.....for a meager $10.00 US. A box of around 75 jelly beans that have a variety of flavors, some good, some just awful, just like in the movie, can be purchased for the same amount of money $10.00 US. Now why would ANYONE in their right mind, spend that much money on a box of jelly beans? Tehn there is the merchandise that doesn't even pertain to the movie. All Chinese made tinker toys you can buy in any Dollar Store across America for $1 - $2 dollars at prices seven to ten times higher. Example.....a carnival type Whoopee Cushion that costs around twenty cents at online clearing houses....$4.50 US. This was the cheapest item in the store.

Next there is the train staion where a locomotive engine extends into the main street....nothing to see here.....the train station is the location for lockers to store your goods while ride one of the roller coasters. Then there is Ollivander's Wand Shop where a wand picks it's owner. HYPE HYPE HYPE......another line of 250+ and an hour later out in the hot sun where 25 people are allowed in at a time for one child to have the chance of being picked. A short magic show that last two minutes then you get dumped into the merchandising shop The Owl's Post, with even higher prices for Chinese plastic goods.

If you get dehydrated with all this standing and line waiting you can buy a bottle of Pumpkin Juice or Butter Beer or Pear Juice for no less than $6.25 US. No other drinks are available inside because J.K. Rowling would not allow it.

Hogwarts Castle is another piece of art that could have been made much more interesting. The view of pictures on the wall, closed marked doors, etc. are all done in museum fashion. There is a ride inside where the usual 48" standard must be met before you can get on it. If you have children that are smaller than this....the whole Harry Potter park is a total bust. Outside of a couple of shows, one being a frog choir singing and another some sort of dancing and dueling show....there is NOTHING here for the smaller in stature.

If two roller coasters, over priced shops, eateries that serve simple over priced food, T-shirts you can up to the light and read a newspaper through costing upwards of $30.00 US and everything made in China is your idea of spending your hard earned money....then by all means go there. PLEASE.....that would make the rest of the park available for me to enjoy. In my book....it is the biggest waste of money, real estate, time and effort ever placed in an amusement park and another way of supporting the Chinese crap product industry.