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Saturday, September 4, 2010

Normandy Nessie---ALL HYPE

       It would seem as though Normandy Nessie is blessing the Internet circuit once again. This water monster mystery has been solved over a year ago, but some like Ron "I WILL SELL YOU AN AUTOGRAPH" Strickler keep wanting to drive patrons to their blogs by keeping this story....floating.......no pun intended. After researching this subject, it was discovered that Normandy Nessie is nothing more than an often mis-identified, everyday...........family of Manatee's. Yes.....Manatee's.


    These gentle giants have been the blame for many monster sightings in Florida and even the butt of a "Monster Quest" episode. When traveling in groups they can span over 40 feet in length. This makes appear as a much larger single animal. They do this to ward off sharks in the wild. After interviewing the neighbors where the sightings took place, all were in agreement that there was NO NORMANDY NESSIE. They even admitted to seeing the Manatee's on the or around the same time that all the newspapers reported the sightings. SO....in closing....once again......this one is and has been debunked............sorry guys and gals. I guess it's time to go back to searching for Skunk Apes!!!




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