BONE HEAD IN BONE VALLEY....Mental Midget Moment

Big Fat TAMPA TIM FATSANO.....has been making more senseless videos. Over at our home site cryptoflorida.webs.com, we are going to start an entire section devoted to this azzhat. After watching this if you a few minutes for a good laugh, you will know why people bust his chops. He has never produce anything but his ugly face on the camera. He has created false accounts just to gain access to info on our board to get information. Here is the video:


Now look at his other crap videos on YouBoob and one of his many other sites he posts on and tell me.....how do you feel about this mental midget?  This is why he will never gain nothing but HOAXER status when you bury a shark tooth in some gravel then video yourself...."discovering" it.

Blue Dog thoughts for the narrow minded

      It would seem as though Lon Strickler over at Phantoms and Monsters, has joined the ranks of the narrow minded in the "Blue Dog" line of thinking. A recent post that can be read here even uses the "Blue Dog" name to gain attention. It would seem that his blog, which he will sell to you if you have a kindle for $1.99 a month is just another way of making money off blog readers. I guess the fake autograph industry just don't pay the bills.


     Just like the members who started this whole Blue Dog mess, the CFZ, I guess if you don't know what you are talking about and spend your life arm chair researching you can post what ever you want and call it what ever you want. Then at the end of the senseless post, he even adds that he hopes no one kills this creature. Well Lon...I guess that when the mercury drops below freezing and natural easy to find food sources dry up and this animal is freezing to death and or starving, or digging a hole under your house to stay warm and raiding your farm animals for food to stay alive....that is ok in your book. Maybe when it attacks and kills your family pet cat or small dog for food....that is ok. Maybe, if by some miracle, it happens to breed and creates more hairless vermin....that's OK to you as well!!!


     Not one of these creatures have EVER been classified as anything other than crossbreeds or simple everyday animals with severe cases of the mange. DNA testing does NOT lie Lon....Jon.....and anyone else that thinks these animals are the fabled Chupacabra. Besides these animals destroying farmers livestock, there are no comparisons to be made to the Chupacabra. The media spews these stories out and if you take time to notice.....only when there is a lack of news stories to fill their time slot.


    I will only respond to these idiots when they choose to try and drive blog readers to their web sites using these story lines of the untrue. I may even start a MORON section to post them in.


TG

Cryptoflorida's Own Rob Robinson Swapping His Wife!!!!

From Cryptomundo:

Next Friday, on July 30th, ABC-TV’s “Wife Swap” will have its initial broadcast of a family that has been identified as being involved in searching for Bigfoot. The program is set for broadcast. Now, what will it show? 

Here are Rob and Tracy Robinson and their son:

 The Robinsons are being promoted as a “Bigfoot family,” but, technically, they are not especially interested in Bigfoot. The Robinsons, who live in Florida, are actually “Swamp Ape Seekers” or “Skunk Ape Hunters.”

Exclusively to Cryptomundo, Rob Robinson has said, “I believe I gave monster hunting a good representation on the show….For the record, I own all your books and am a really big fan of yours and Cryptomundo. I purchased one of your museum T-shirts, but they wouldn’t let my wife wear it on the show.”
The Robinsons are under a strict contract with ABC, and are not allowed to give interviews before the program airs. Furthermore, this includes web replies and online comments to blogs and forums. Therefore, Rob will not be able to respond to any negative comments or questions written by any readers here, below, not because he doesn’t want to, but because he cannot, by contract.
Robinson had to ask for permission from ABC to have the above photographs published. He did and has obtained clearance to have them shared here, exclusively, via Cryptomundo.

    Robert Robinson and his wife Tracy were recommended to the ABC producers by Scott Marlowe, who will earn a $1000 finder’s fee, and who has said he has designated his self-created Pangea Institute to receive the check. 
Marlowe, of course, is the individual behind the June 14, 2008’s ill-advised letter to the wrong county’s prosecutor to look into homicide charges for the alleged involvement in the October 20, 1967 (or near that date) alleged murder of one or more Bigfoot at Bluff Creek, California. Or as Marlowe stated in his original missive to the Humboldt County prosecutor, as shown by the “photographic evidence that the person [afflicted with congenital generalized Hypertrichosis (sic)], or possibly persons, so afflicted were shot and killed by others in the Patterson/Gimlin party who remain unnamed by Mr. Gimlin who survives Robert Patterson.”
No murders of any Bigfoot have ever been proven or the coverup of any alleged actions by Gimlin, Green, or Titmus.
Marlowe continued in his email with this: “Having been associated with the analysis work of two of the photographic experts examining the film, Mr. Marlon Davis and Mr. John Johnsen, I am compelled to contact you to avoid any hint of complicity in failing to inform the authorities of these potentially criminal acts.”
John Green wrote on June 14, 2008: “What idiocy. Anyway, it’s Del Norte County.”
Also, during the final season of MonsterQuest, Scott Marlowe says on his site that he ”was asked by Whitewolf Entertainment, the producers for ‘Monster Quest’ on The History Channel, to assist with the production of two new episodes,” specifically the “Killer Bees” and ”Piranha.”  Marlowe appears in a “Piranha” reenactment as former president, Theodore Roosevelt (seen below).

 Marlowe also is known to have Rob and Tracy appear on his Skunk Ape outings in Florida. He has them dress up and run around at night trying to drum up interest in his research. Here they are in "uniform". If you ask me....it's stupid because you don't know what kind of idiot or Fatsano will be out in the woods with a gun waiting to pull a trigger and kill a Skunk Ape.

We wish you guys luck on your tv show Rob and Tracy. Just be careful though....you don't have to be a Skunk Ape....to be a monster!!!

The Wizarding World of OVERPICED and OVERHYPED Harry Potter

After a run of movies that started out as cute and charming to a real armpit called the Half Blood Prince.....Harry Potter has captured the imagination of the young and old for years. Now there is a new theme park in Orlando Called The Wizarding World of Harry Potter that is a TOTAL BUST....in our book.

Well the hype and newness hasn't worn off yet, but if you are wondering what The Wizarding World of Harry Potter located at Islands of Adventure in Orlando, Florida is all about........don't expect much.

If you are making plans to visit the attraction, my advice to you is.......wait six months. As season pass holders, my wife and I have been watching the attraction be built for over a year. The commercials on the television and the ads run on the Internet are misleading to say the least. We even waited a month to see it and were EXTEREMELY disappointed.

After waiting in a line, for over an hour, outside the newest addition to the Orlando tourist trap, we finally were admitted to the 20 acre complex which was built within the Islands of Adventure Park. We were greeted by approximately 3000, elbow to elbow people from all over the world on a 97 degree day. The smell was horendous to say the least. Every exhibit was surrounded by lines containing no less than 250 heads, strollers, wheel chairs, and yes....sweating smelling bodies. Even the simplest of exhibits, a candy store Honeydukes, had a line of no less than 150 people and require a wait of 45 minutes in the hot sun, to get inside where the prices were so extreme, I had to laugh at the masses spending money there. For an example.....the chocolate frog that escaped Harry on the train ride to Hogwarts can be had.....for a meager $10.00 US. A box of around 75 jelly beans that have a variety of flavors, some good, some just awful, just like in the movie, can be purchased for the same amount of money $10.00 US. Now why would ANYONE in their right mind, spend that much money on a box of jelly beans? Tehn there is the merchandise that doesn't even pertain to the movie. All Chinese made tinker toys you can buy in any Dollar Store across America for $1 - $2 dollars at prices seven to ten times higher. Example.....a carnival type Whoopee Cushion that costs around twenty cents at online clearing houses....$4.50 US. This was the cheapest item in the store.

Next there is the train staion where a locomotive engine extends into the main street....nothing to see here.....the train station is the location for lockers to store your goods while ride one of the roller coasters. Then there is Ollivander's Wand Shop where a wand picks it's owner. HYPE HYPE HYPE......another line of 250+ and an hour later out in the hot sun where 25 people are allowed in at a time for one child to have the chance of being picked. A short magic show that last two minutes then you get dumped into the merchandising shop The Owl's Post, with even higher prices for Chinese plastic goods.

If you get dehydrated with all this standing and line waiting you can buy a bottle of Pumpkin Juice or Butter Beer or Pear Juice for no less than $6.25 US. No other drinks are available inside because J.K. Rowling would not allow it.

Hogwarts Castle is another piece of art that could have been made much more interesting. The view of pictures on the wall, closed marked doors, etc. are all done in museum fashion. There is a ride inside where the usual 48" standard must be met before you can get on it. If you have children that are smaller than this....the whole Harry Potter park is a total bust. Outside of a couple of shows, one being a frog choir singing and another some sort of dancing and dueling show....there is NOTHING here for the smaller in stature.

If two roller coasters, over priced shops, eateries that serve simple over priced food, T-shirts you can up to the light and read a newspaper through costing upwards of $30.00 US and everything made in China is your idea of spending your hard earned money....then by all means go there. PLEASE.....that would make the rest of the park available for me to enjoy. In my book....it is the biggest waste of money, real estate, time and effort ever placed in an amusement park and another way of supporting the Chinese crap product industry.

Malaysian UFO....or "NOT"

    From time to time, we try and bring smiles to our members faces. This story comes out of Malaysia. We have it listed in the "HOAX" column for a reason. Here is the story. We will comment at the end with our findings.

The Borneo Post (http://www.theborneopost.com/)

UFO reported sighted in Tuaran

by Elton Gomes

July 21, 2010, Wednesday

KOTA KINABALU: An unidentified flying object (UFO) was reported sighted at a beach resort in Tuaran recently.

    The photo taken by James Dungil shows the UFO as seen from Tuaran Beach Resort on Saturday.

    The round blue object, which was said to be hovering in the sky near the Tuaran Beach Resort, was sighted by resort guests and employees.

Tuaran Beach Resort restaurant manager, James Dungil, 27, who were among the eyewitnesses said the object was sighted on Saturday around 4 pm.

“I was in the restaurant with some friends and saw some guests pointing up to the sky.

“We were curious so we went out to see what the commotion was all about and I saw a round transparent object in the sky,” he said when contacted yesterday….  [Read the rest of the article at the Borneo Post]

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Additionally, a link to a blog is offered:

http://bengodomon.com/2010/07/20/finally-a-proper-ufo-sighting-in-sabah/

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     Ok we have seen photos taken of the outside from inside the kitchen with the kitchen light reflected into the window pane WAY too many times to be fooled by this one.

SKUNK APE FOUND!!!!.......for sale

    It looks like Tim Fatsano can stop listing his show nothing but himself videos. The Skunk Ape has been found and you can own one too. It's for a good cause!!!

Cryptid Cuddlers have come into being with the idea of making the mysterious and unknown...familiar. Made with 100% repurposed and vintage materials custom made critters all vary just slightly...just like us all.

That which goes 'bump' in the night has always frightened us...but how often do they really cause us harm? Maybe they exist soley to create wonder & awe in a world where 'science' and 'reason' rule.

Let your imagination soar...while your feet are safely planted on the ground.

The Skunk Ape is approx 14" tall with a 12" arm span.

Our Skunk Ape is washable & totally snuggleable!

$5.00 of each sale goes to Animal Friends of the Valley, Lake Elsinore, South West Riverside's animal shelter.

The unknown is incredibly inspiring. That which we see but can not be photographed, videotaped, or otherwise documented, all we have is based on what our minds tell us just happened. That which defies logic, fits perfectly in a world that breaks it boundaries on a regular basis.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Cryptid-Cuddlers-Skunk-Ape-/190420781243

 

A Young Mokele Mbembe Has Been Found.

“A young Mokele Mbembe has been found!”

Weeks ago, word spread like wildfire through the rag-tag cryptozoology community that roams the Democratic Republic of the Congo in search of the prehistoric swamp creature. Believed by many to be a living sauropod dinosaur, the mysterious behemoth has been sought by adventurers for nearly as long as the Loch Ness Monster.

Measuring up to 25-feet long, with a 5-feet long neck and draping tail, an adult Mokele Mbembe is said to have reddish-brown skin and a shy disposition, one reason why a living specimen has never been captured.

The monster inhabits one of the most hostile environments known to man. To simply set foot in the fetid, disease-ridden Likoula Swamp is to risk one’s life from strange maladies that make the Ebola virus seem like the sniffles. Among humans, only the legendary pygmy has been able to reside successfully in the swamps on a permanent basis. And even the hardy pygmy has a lifespan of a mere 35 years.

According to two reliable sources, the fresh Mokele Mbembe report set off a stampede among those men and women who have suffered serious illness and financial near-ruin in their quest to capture the dinosaur-like creature.

But once again their efforts were in vain. Because the team of three Chinese cryptozoologists that first arrived at the unnamed pygmy village on the shores of Lake Tele did not find a youthful Mokele Mbembe. Elders in the village, which had been experiencing famine-like conditions, acknowledged they had snared a 10-foot long monstrosity. But they had then slaughtered it and devoured the succulent chicken-like meat in a celebratory all night feast and sexual orgy involving dozens of writhing participants no more than 4′ 8″ tall. Even the bones had been crushed and mixed with an estimated two gallons of menstrual blood to create a paste aimed at increasing the potency of the male hunters who had saved the lives of so many starving young children.

Has science been cheated of its first great 21st century discovery? Or is it better to have innocent children survive by eating the nutritious flesh of a rarity that “civilized” man only desires to probe, examine and measure?

NO CHUPACABRA'S IN TEXAS

     The title says it all. The world we live in today, with failing economy's and the ever search for the breaking story, has led many to skip the practical and given rise to tabloid stories. It used to be that only magazines such as the National Enquire or Hello! would be the home of made up stories to fill it's pages with worthless content. But today......this is happening world wide. It seems that a story about a mangy dog or a fox can but concocted and reworded to include a cryptozoologiczl term.......in this case, Chupacabra, to make every arm chair cryptozooligist rush to that area to get in on the bogus facts.

    Natgeo or National Geographic's television, ran a story about an elderly lady that killed an animal and kept its remains for scientic study. When these remains were sent to Texas A&M for DNA analysis, it was indeed found to be nothing more than a common Coyoyte. There was another body found in the West Mesa area of New Mexico which turned out to be nothing but the carcass of an Ocean Skate which is a type of Ray. More remains found in Nicaragua and sent to UNAN were found to be.........you guessed it.........a mangy dog. Recently more of these sick animals have been trapped, and even found dead lying on golf courses, and people STILL want to call them Chupacabra. Some even went as far as to stuff them and put them into make shift museums.

    There are organizations out there that have dedicated time and effort into these mythical creatures. The CFZ or Centre for Fortean Zoology is one. They made a vacation........I mean "expedition" to Texas in search of the creature they later renamed....Blue Dog. This organization has since gained a rep unfavorable by many. Questions into their financing and press report manipulations have gone unanswered. You can go here :      http://cryptozoologythetruth.blogspot.com

You can see the CFZ report site here:

texasbluedogs.blogspot.com

    

     Even though the DNA was tested and logical explainantion have been proved....there are those gullible people that believe in this nonsense. And what's worse....are the ones that report and spread the word as fact. Those that do, are like the CFZ, adding to their own credibility. I for one have been witness to these animals for over 30 years and have killed, or humanely, put them out of their misery. Now they turn up in the southern states more and more.....why? It's because the mange thrives in the warmer climates. I come from the upper midwest where we kept hese animals from freezing to death in the winter due to there lack of body hair. They are nothing but sick animals and they raid farms for livestock because they are too sick to hunt for the meals. WAKE UP people....There are NO CHUPACABRA in TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chupacabra: My Experience with a Scary Creature

Some Mythical Creatures Can Be Real

  Lately, there have been several sightings of a creature in Texas, known in lore as the Chupacabra. They were described as ugly and dog-like, and were spotted in a rancher's barn in Forth Worth. Many people have said

    I can remember living in Cleveland, and I was cleaning the kitchen up late, probably around midnight. I had just finished up, and all I had to do was take the garbage out into the backyard. I let my dog out, which usually gave me a sense of security, since he was a full-grown pit bull terrier, but this time was a bit different.

    My dog ran off our back porch and down the stairs in excitement to be outside. He was so excited he could not see a shadowy creature standing right in front of him. I could remember it so clearly. It was dog-like, on four legs, but was extremely tall; so tall it would probably be to my waist line, and I am 5'7" tall. It was very wooly, as if it had dreadlocks, but it was a huge dark shadow. Still standing on my porch, I stood frozen as the creature took notice to my presence at the bottom of the porch stairs. How could my dog have not seen this thing? After a few moments of staring at one another, the creature fled away. My dog still did not see it. At that moment, I dropped the trash bag on the porch and ran back into the house. I didn't speak a word of it to anyone, because I could not even believe what I saw.

A few months later, while sitting on the front porch with my cousin and sister, again around midnight, I saw the creature again; the exact shadowy, woolly figure. It ran from one side of the street to the other side. The crazy thing about it was that, even though it ran under the streetlight, it was still a dark figure. After crossing the street, it simply disappeared. I told my sister and cousin to look at it, and, to my surprise, they had both seen the creature before as well. They too had kept this story to themselves, and we all were so excited that we went crazy. After doing a little research on my own, I learned that there were others who had seen something similar to what I had seen. It was often called the phantom black dog. For more information about this scary creature, go here.
http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/07/14/1730266/chupacabras-once-feared-to-be.html

Possible Skunk Ape Sighting.....Jurys still out

Just bringing you a YouBoob video....you decide

TG

FACT or FAKED........POINTLESS

   The new SyFy show Fact or Faked is about as pointless as the Discovery Channels MythBusters. Plagued by Josh Gates rejects these clowns try and replicate viral video and paranormal happening to prove whether or not they have been faked, or are possibly real.

    I watched the episode tonight where they attempt to duplicate a police chase where a car made some professional stunt driver moves doing U-turns and losing the police car and then after another quick turn, seemed to go through a fence without harming it, and the police car having to stop the chase because the car reappeared on the other side.

    They start out with actual testing of a drivers ability to do a U-turn, then move the experiment to a sport stadium with ramps and other things that don't even pertain to the actual video. Just like MythBusters, the procedure taken to prove the cases are to varied to have any reliable outcome. They use the theory of, "This is how to duplicate the situation and if it works....it must be truth. If it don't work......it must be truth."

    Sadly this is the method used by MythBusters as well. When they get enough complaints.....they make a new show. After the opening sequence, the show started to hold interest. As when they showed the fake video coming out of Florida that Lon over at Phantoms and Monsters wall papered his site with. I was hoping that it would be made public. Watch them if you must, but I can tell you it's a complete waste of time. Nothing definite ever comes to view beside motionless figures on strings or broom sticks pulled or pushed into view of a doorway without any movement what so ever. Sounds created by the people in the room. Shadows made by the same. Just as the Perth Orb videos.......these are man made. It's a shame that idiots keep posting these all over the web. It's also a shame that people believe in them.

    I guess if people think a mangy varmint or dog in Texas is a Chupacabra.....they will believe in anything.

UFO in Georgia---MUFON

A Georgia couple reports a bright light at 300 feet that was moving so slow they first thought it was floating, according to testimony from the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) witness reporting database.

They described the object spotted at 10 p.m. on July 13, 2010, as 200 feet in diameter, "emitting a white light from its spherical center," with "four rotating rings around it that were definitely metallic looking and were rotating pretty fast."

After about 1 minute, the object "shot up wards into the sky until it was a dim ball of light and then disappeared completely. "

The following is the unedited and as yet uninvestigated report filed with MUFON. Please keep in mind that most UFO reports can be explained as something natural or manmade. If Georgia MUFON State Director Ralph Howard investigates and reports back on this case, I will release an update.

GA, July 13, 2010 - large whit light traveling slowly and very low and then took off upward. MUFON Case # 24519.

It was 10:00 pm on July, 13 2010. Me and my wife went out side to look at the stars again just before we get ready for bed.
To the west we saw an air plane flying south east. after watching it for about 4 minutes i had noticed a ball of white light heading due south from the north around the north star (Polaris)
At first glance since it was so low and bright i thought it was a helicopter but there was no noise.

It looked like it was only about 300ft off of the ground and was moving very slowy. i would say it was going about 12 mph almost like it was floating.

being completely amazed i of course forgot to grab my camera but as it flew over our house i got a good look at it.
It was about 200 ft in diameter and was emitting a white light from its spherical center. it had four rotating rings around it that were definately matalic looking and were roatating pretty fast. after 1 minute and 5 seconds it shot up wards into the sky until it was a dim ball of light and then disappeared completely.
My wife quickly checked the time and it was 10:10 pm. so it would have appeared at 10:09.Its location was 31 degrees north by 81 degrees west. i have provided a ruff and quick sketch of the object from what i could see.

Local News Anchors Confess Their Chupacabra Report Is Only For The Ratings

It’s a summer Wednesday at your local news office and nothing particularly spectacular has happened in the area, but, as news anchor, you’ve still got a half-hour to fill and the script shows nothing but dead air for a good five minutes. What do you do? At WOAI San Antonio (an NBC affiliate), anchors Randy Beamer and Elsa Ramon resurrected a decade-old alien story, and felt too guilty not to admit it was a shameless attempt to raise ratings.
Ramon and Beamer went on air tonight and reported on the possible discovery of the mythical Chupacabras, most recently seen also helping to fill up dead air time on VH1’s “I Love 1999.” “You know, what would it be if we didn’t have a story about a ‘chupacabra?” Ramon asks Beamer, who responds earnestly: “It would not be a ratings month– I’m sorry, did I say that? I can’t say that.”
Beamer then continues to report to story on the verge of laughter, letting another cynical comment slip mid-report: “[the finding] has many people, especially on TV, wondering: Is the Chupacabra for real?”
Let it never be said that news anchors are not honest people.

Footprints In Florida

One of our members sent in a good report on recent activity in Florida. Seems that a cab driver turned self proclaimed Skunk Ape researchers has been at it again. You can see his spouts here http://timfasano.typepad.com/
and here:
http://floridabigfoot.blogspot.com/
Just to name a couple. He reported on a skunk ape sighting that turns out to be nothing more than a family of river otters just a few days ago. I myself before leaving on vacation checked this out as did Ben, the one who sent me the report. Now he recently claims of a foot print he found.....or made.....as being what Carmine Tom Biscardi would say....."the real deal!"

     Here is the photo in question. Please feel free to make your comments on this matter at our home page cryptoflorida.webs.com

Now you can enlarge and see for yourself if Ben's argument holds water. Fasno stated on his web site that Ben stated that the remains of an otter was found. Nothing is farther from the truth. Ben told me in his email that all he said was that he found clams and other items that had been eaten by an otter.....but no remains. It seems Fasano has a problem with others in the field as well. He is constantly at ends with those that think along the same lines as we do. After all.....jsut view his youtube posting and videos on his many sites. The only living thing he has recorded is natural Florida wildlife....nothing more. Yet his headers all say something about Skunk Ape sighting or findings. We congratulate him for his tireless efforts in the field and probably many mosquito bites he has incurred, but all we ask is.....erase your film and wait until something worthy of your efforts turns up to post them anywhere. Seems he falls into the, "I have to see my face on the internet crowd." And that is sad. Thanks to Ben for bringing this to my attention. I have sent Mr. Fasano countless emails to team up and do some "REAL" research but he only deletes posts from his sites and ignores the chance to be a real player in the field. Good luck Tim Fasano......maybe one day you'll have a video or photo worth looking at. Until then...keep collecting those cab fares. Research costs money.